May 2010
705 posts
i was just about to take a shower
and then i realised that the sprinklers were on.
therefore, no shower for at least 30 minutes.
i know what you’re thinking. why don’t i just go outside and just switch the bloody things off? well, because it’s outside and i’m such a lazy fat ass.
16578.) I often fantasize about getting kidnapped,...
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“Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.”
– Bill Gates (via quote-book) (via theres-a-moat-in-the-boat)
16561.) why'd you have to pick her? we all knew...
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